(Darkseid is still destroying Metropolis. Then goes to Dick Grayson getting his first facial hair.)

Robin: Look Tween Titans, I finally got my facial hair

[Tween Titans are paying more attention to Darkseid getting closer to them.] I got my facial hairs guys!

[Rest of Tween Titans ran away.]

Robin: Titans, we're y'all going?!

[Darkseid's foot crushes Robin.]

(Garth, whose riding on Kara, whose riding on Barbara. All three of them both look and sound unintelligent.)

Garth Bernstein: Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba

Kara Danvers: Shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi

Barbara Gordon: Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma

(All three of them walk towards Karen's shed. When they arrive, they stop acting like idiots.)

Kara Danvers: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait up, you a**holes! What are we doing here?

Garth Bernstein: Diana said we have to find something called the [reads off his arm] "Bod Kit." We have to look in Karen's shed.

Barbara Gordon: Wait a minute! Didn't Karen say something about people going in her shed?

Garth Bernstein: Hmmmm...

(Shifts into Garth's recollection of Kara Danvers, Barbara Gordon and Diana Prince playing Spin-the-bottle. Karen Beecher is shown sitting in the back)

Kara Danvers: Yo, Bee, wanna play spin-the-bottle with us?

(Karen Beecher starts blushing.)

Karen Beecher : *giggles* Come on, you guys! Don't tease me, I'm shy! *giggles* Stay out of my shed.

(Scene shifts into Kara and Barbara resting on the ground.)

Kara Danvers: Yo, I'm bored. You wanna go hang out with Karen Beecher?

Barbara Gordon: Okay.

[Kara Danvers and Barbara Gordon are now beating up Karen Beecher.]

Kara Danvers: Heh heh heh! Take that you stupid c**t! Yeah, welcome to Metropolis, faggot! Badaboom!

[Kara Danvers and Barbara Gordon walk away as Karen Beecher is shown on the ground, looking badly bruised.]

Karen Beecher: [while wincing in pain] *laughs* Good one, guys! You really got me! Stay out of my shed, okay?

(Shifts to prom night with a host, who is a teacher person that both looks and sounds like Richard Pryor, announcing the prom queen.)

Prom host: And this year's prom queen is... Karen Beecher!

(The crowd cheers, as Karen Beecher approaches the host.)

Karen Beecher: Oh my God! Now that I've won this, I finally like myself!

(Behind the curtain, both Kara Danvers and Barbara Gordon are shown excited.)

Kara Danvers: Yo, this is gonna be so totally f***in' rad!

(Barbara pulls a rope that causes a bucket full of blood to fall on Karen Beecher, in the style of "Carrie".)

[The crowd gasps in awe of what just transpired.]

(We see the crowd that consists of Garth, Diana, Zelinira, Jessica, Barry, and Hal Jordan.)

Garth Bernstein: Hey guys, look. Karen all wet. Eheheheheh...

[Everyone else in the crowd begins to laugh as well.]

[Cameras flash and click at the drenched Karen Beecher.]

Kara Danvers: [pokes her head from behind the curtain] Yo, that's my period, you dumb bitch! That's my period! Hahahahaha!

[Karen Beecher stares at her bloodied hooves, and then starts to go into a panic.]

Karen Beecher : No! Don't laugh at me! Stop laughing at me! Stay out of my shed! STAY OUT OF MY SHED!!!

(Scene changes back to where Garth (with his DCSHG face) recollected these events.)

Garth Bernstein: [with an idiotic face] I think she said we're always welcome in her shed.

(The trio enters the shed and turn on the light. They all look shocked at the sight of mutilated dead persons hanging from the wall, a skull floating in a bucket of blood, and a pile of brains next to a wall with writting, written in blood, saying "CRIME BRAIN CORNER.".)

Garth Bernstein: Oh my God! Look at all this porn!

(Garth opens one of the "PlayHeroes" copies that Fluttershy keeps in a box, and looks disgusted. This also catches the eyes of Kara.)

Kara Danvers: [womenboner] Swag.

(Barbara Gordon looks at the dead corpse of Livewire, hanging from the wall.)

Barbara Gordon: Man, Karen sure has a lotta weird art.

Kara Danvers: Yeah, but what did you expect from some quiet bi*** who spends all her time in the alone with by herself?

Barbara Gordon: Yeah, what a freak. [laughs]

Garth Bernstein: Oh God, look at what she did to Cheetah. [Cheetahis shown on a table, as a toaster cozy.] She turned her into a... decorative, toaster cozy.

[Garth hugs the Cheetah toaster, while crying.]

Karen Beecher: Hey hey hey. [Kara looks frightened as she overhears Karen Beecher's voice. Everyone then turns around to find her standing in the doorway with an evil look on her face.] What'd I tell y'all about coming in my Shed!

Garth Bernstein: Well, we're f***ed.

[Karen snaps them.]

Karen Beecher: Take it away, fellas.

(The skeletons on the walls start using their bones as xylophones. Karen Beecher then begins to sing a song.)

[Karen Beecher]

I'm gonna sing a song for you,

(Barbara and Garth jump out the windows, deserting Kara.)

And I'm gonna show you a thing or two.

(Karen Beecher pulls a switch that locks Kara Danvers in a chair.)

So have a seat, my dear

And if it's all the same.

Just sit back, and relax

(demonic voice) While I eat your brains!

[Choir]

Na, na, na, gunna eatcha brains!

[Karen Beecher]

Brain, brain, brains!

(Karen Beecher pulls the string of the Kryptonite chainsaw, and begins to cut through Kara Danvers's head. This causes Kara to scream in both pain and horror.)

[Choir]

Na, na, na, gunna eatcha brains

Na, na, na, gunna eatcha brains

(Police cars are shown lining up from outside, and two police officer barge into the shed.)

Harvey Bullock: Alright, alright. What's going on in here?

Karen Beecher: (with her DC Super Hero Girls face) Um, this isn't what it looks like? (nervous laugh)

[One half of the supposedly-dead Kara Danvers falls over, as canned laughter and gag music plays.]

(Karen Beecher (who is locked up in both a straight jacket and muzzle) being dragged by paramedic colts in a mental hospital. The paramedic colts then throw her into a cell. It's revealed that Barbara and Garth have witnessed this through the cell window.)

Garth Bernstein: Why have things been so weird around here lately?

Barbara Gordon : My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina.

[After a brief, awkward moment of silence, Garth walks away.]

Garth Bernstein: Yeah, okay, well, good luck with that.

(Back in Metropolis, finally see Darkseid humping a Superman statue while the whole city is on fire.)